PREVIEW - Hollywood Blasted

I run a page on Facebook goofing about Hollywood, so here's a preview of it! Laugh or die trying!  

From The 'Fuck This Guy' File

What's it like to date and lose the gorgeous action star KATE BECKINSALE in as little as 4 months? Just look at the over the top compensatory behavior of this young loser, Pete Davidson. First, she gave him a shot (she's older and more famous) and second, he failed to give up his public lifestyle to be with a more private (and in my opinion) more worth it woman. 

Feeling the loss he goes out and does something that a weeping loser does -HE BUYS UNHEALTHY MCDONALD'S FOR HUNDREDS OF STRANGERS. Can you feel the desperate cry for love from here, my FB friends? Hey, Pete! It's cheaper to blow your brains out with a rifle from Walmart (I know I would if I lost Kate B.)

 Sir Loser Of Micky-D's


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