I got an FB page where I basically upload stupid shit and stuff and try to get myself kicked off of Facebook. If that's your thing (and I know it is) then check out the insanity at Georgy's Rude Humor on Facebook
McCOUGHERS
Sitting inside a McDonald's working on my lappy-toppy, not eating a GODDAMN THING here because the food in this place is lethal! Especially if you eat it daily. Witness to point: a regular customer is sitting near me coughing his head off! He's SICK because all he eats is freaking Micky Dees daily! Big dummy! Then I bet after this he'll head straight to the nearest junkfood outlet and buy a hundred Twinkies and down it all with a gallon of Mike's Hard Lemon Juice or something (alcohol beverage). Eat your veggies and you won't get sick, you big dummy! Unless you like courting death daily. You big fat war pig!! And you don't have to be fat to be a junkfood junkie. Skinny pea-brains do the same thing! What makes this even worse? He doesn;t even have the CLASS to cover his "EXTRA SUGAR, PLEASE" HOLE when he coughs, spreading his germs everywhere like a sort of space alien!
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Finally Love At First Si-Err --LICK!
HOW CAN I GET MY TELEPHONE NUMBER TO THIS GIRL IF SHE COULD GIVE A BUCKET OF ICE CREAM SO MUCH PLEASURE WITH HER TONGUE JUST THINK OF WHAT SHE COULD DO IN THE BEDROOM I WANT TO MARRY HER RIGHT NOW OR HAVE SEX IN THE SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT WHERE THEY SHOT THIS VIDEO AT FREE THIS GIRL IS SHE LOCKED UP YET I'LL GO TO THE PRISON AND BE HER CELLMATE WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL TO GET INTO PRISON IN ORDER TO GET LAID BY THE BLUE BELL LICKER?
PASTOR (to congregation):McCOUGHERS
Sitting inside a McDonald's working on my lappy-toppy, not eating a GODDAMN THING here because the food in this place is lethal! Especially if you eat it daily. Witness to point: a regular customer is sitting near me coughing his head off! He's SICK because all he eats is freaking Micky Dees daily! Big dummy! Then I bet after this he'll head straight to the nearest junkfood outlet and buy a hundred Twinkies and down it all with a gallon of Mike's Hard Lemon Juice or something (alcohol beverage). Eat your veggies and you won't get sick, you big dummy! Unless you like courting death daily. You big fat war pig!! And you don't have to be fat to be a junkfood junkie. Skinny pea-brains do the same thing! What makes this even worse? He doesn;t even have the CLASS to cover his "EXTRA SUGAR, PLEASE" HOLE when he coughs, spreading his germs everywhere like a sort of space alien!
Copyright © 2019 George Alan Booker, all rights reserved!!
Finally Love At First Si-Err --LICK!
HOW CAN I GET MY TELEPHONE NUMBER TO THIS GIRL IF SHE COULD GIVE A BUCKET OF ICE CREAM SO MUCH PLEASURE WITH HER TONGUE JUST THINK OF WHAT SHE COULD DO IN THE BEDROOM I WANT TO MARRY HER RIGHT NOW OR HAVE SEX IN THE SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT WHERE THEY SHOT THIS VIDEO AT FREE THIS GIRL IS SHE LOCKED UP YET I'LL GO TO THE PRISON AND BE HER CELLMATE WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL TO GET INTO PRISON IN ORDER TO GET LAID BY THE BLUE BELL LICKER?
"ALL of you SONS-OF-BITCHES are going straight to HELL!! There's only $3.00 in my collection plate. THREE MEASLY MOTHERF*CKING DOLLARS!!! God forgive you because I won't!"
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2019 George Alan Booker. All Rights Reserved
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