A Hero Without A Conscious? Sorry, Nolan -That's Called A VILLAIN

The Literature Professors Are Weighing In

Here's A Great and Unpolitical Critical Review of Nolan's "The Odyssey"

The Odyssey

The Odyssey - Didn't See The Movie? No Worries -IT'S NOT WHAT THE WRITER MEANT IT TO BE

In the 1980's there was a popular saying, "Don't Believe The Hype!" That saying was made for a movie like Chistopher Nolan's "The Odyssey". A movie that people want you to think is not "woke" like many of Hollywood's current film releases but actually is.

In case you're an idiot a "woke" movie is a movie that is Politically Correct or goes out of it's way to please an audience that doesn't want their ideas or political views on life to be offended by art, free speech, or other's values.

Woke movies have taken a deserved beating at the box office ever since Trump's first years in office. So now the Liberal Democrats who are the prime movers and shakers in Hollywood are trying to push it under the radar and to do that have hired a big name director (Christopher Nolan) to make sure their selfish views on life are railroaded to audiences worldwide disguised as entertainment. 

Here's a collection of brutal reviews on Nolan's woke monstrosity -3 hrs of a FEMINIST'S point of view of a classic literature masterpiece shot for Imax theaters!

Or so the writer, Emily Wilson hoped Nolan's 'Odyssey' to be! More articles to come!

WRITER DESPISES NOLAN'S VERSION OF HER WORK!

She got that, "You're a man. You bore me." look.

The Odyssey - Epic Adventure or Epic Bullshit??

Why Didn't Her Parents Warn Her About Doing Business In Hollywood Like ALL RESPONSIBLE PARENTS DO??

'Children of Blood and Bone’ Author Tomi Adeyemi Left Film’s Set ‘Sobbing,’ Calls It the ‘Worst Thing I’ve Had to Live Through’ and ‘I Never Want to Hear About It Again’

Zendaya Temple

Welcome to the Zendaya Temple, you heathens! You infidels! It is here we will gather and sing the praises of Zendaya The Most Highest, the most beautiful woman in all of Christiandom! Er - CHRISTENDOM. The most blessed of all of Zeus' daughters! The daughter Elon Musk, the first TRILLIONAIRE in history, wished he had fathered!!

WARNING. THIS IS A NOT A CULT.

ZENDAYA QUOTE: "You're going to give me what I want and I want everything."

ZENDAYA QUOTE : "I'm not a bitch until you make a mistake worth bitching about."

ZENDAYA QUOTE: "If I ever cheat on Tom it will be with MYSELF. I don't mind watching movies alone or sleeping alone either."

ZENDAYA: "I am the reason people say, 'Life is Unfair'."

ZENDAYA - "Some say Tom is in over his head. I agree."

ZENDAYA: "Yes, it's true. The men I love tend to SHRINK OVER TIME. That's because

it takes a lot to love a goddess like myself. It literally DRAINS THEM."

ZENDAYA QUOTE: "My nickname for Tom is, 'LUCKY BASTARD'. I never have to 

worry about him cheating on me. When I chose him he knew his entire existence had changed overnight."

ZENDAYA QUOTE - "Tom knows where all of his blessings lie. Not in a church; only at my temple!"

ZENDAYA QUOTE: "I had a dream of walking through a field consisting of a wide variety of flowers. As I stepped through them they parted and sung to me, "Hello, Zendaya~ The Most High of Goddesses. The Bringer of Beauty and Light."

ZENDAYA QUOTE: "Imagine if I turned out to be a nun instead of a movie star. Thankfully God was not that cruel to mankind."

Better Call Superman -Spider-Man is DONE

 

It appears as though Spider-Man actor (and Zendaya's husband) Tom Holland has had enough of the Hollywood scene... TRANSLATION -It's going to take a lot more money to keep him around after his next Spider-Man movie.

He's got everything now... He's a Superhero! He's got a woman many men will throw their own mother's off a train for! He's rich! He's in that pathetic new movie called, "The Odyssey" by Christopher ('Batman Begins') Nolan. A movie that even the Feminist writer that inspired it has called CRAP!

Yes, Hollywood gave Tommy everything and when you do that guess what? They NO LONGER NEED YOU.

This is how it went down (I think):

HOLLYWOOD: "Don't go, Tommy. Don't go! We'll give you another 40 billion dollars for covering your face in a mask for 2 hrs in a movie. We'll even throw in some new hot black girls for you to date and possibly marry if Zendaya changes her mind (you know how women are!) Just sign this contract to do 850 new Spider-Man movies over the course of your lifetime!"

TOM HOLLAND: "New hot black girls??? Give me a pen! But if Zendaya hears about this it's all over!"

HOLLYWOOD: "Smart man! Give me back my pen when you're done."

So Far, So BAD: 2026 Crappy Big Movie Lists!

I saw many of these films. Proud to say I walked out on many of them too! The most disappointing was the one pictured above. That's Jason Stratham in... in... goddamn! I forgot the title already! Well that about proves my point, right?