It appears as though Spider-Man actor (and Zendaya's husband) Tom Holland has had enough of the Hollywood scene... TRANSLATION -It's going to take a lot more money to keep him around after his next Spider-Man movie.
He's got everything now... He's a Superhero! He's got a woman many men will throw their own mother's off a train for! He's rich! He's in that pathetic new movie called, "The Odyssey" by Christopher ('Batman Begins') Nolan. A movie that even the Feminist writer that inspired it has called CRAP!
Yes, Hollywood gave Tommy everything and when you do that guess what? They NO LONGER NEED YOU.
This is how it went down (I think):
HOLLYWOOD: "Don't go, Tommy. Don't go! We'll give you another 40 billion dollars for covering your face in a mask for 2 hrs in a movie. We'll even throw in some new hot black girls for you to date and possibly marry if Zendaya changes her mind (you know how women are!) Just sign this contract to do 850 new Spider-Man movies over the course of your lifetime!"
TOM HOLLAND: "New hot black girls??? Give me a pen! But if Zendaya hears about this it's all over!"
HOLLYWOOD: "Smart man! Give me back my pen when you're done."
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